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How To Get Your Wife To Approve A New Computer

  
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Talking to the Comcast guy to fix my Internet issue after the Comcast
phone install, I shared the specs of my new computer: a Dell XPS 8000
with 8 gigs of memory, quad core i7 processor set, a 1.5 Terabyte hard
drive, 1GB Nvidia video card with dual DVI output running the 64-bit
version of Windows 7

He simply said, “I’m jealous!”

I said, “Hey! I’m jealous of myself!”

He said his wife wouldn’t allow him to get a new computer so I created
this game plan ;)

1. Tell your wife you know that you don’t spend enough time with her.

2. Tell her you know you spend too much time on the computer.

3. Tell her you want to spend more time with her.

Solution?

New Computer!

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  • http://www.bauknight.net Tillman

    Don't forget to buy her some Jewelry, ear rings work best, matching necklace makes your case a SLAMDUNK! How do I know, well Santa is bringing a few new toys none w/ less than 6 gigs of memory.

    Oh! did I forget to say I bought her an 1080p just for her to watch. No more fighting over who'll get to watch Desperate House Wives or Sunday Night Football.

  • http://www.bauknight.net Tillman

    Don't forget to buy her some Jewelry, ear rings work best, matching necklace makes your case a SLAMDUNK! How do I know, well Santa is bringing a few new toys none w/ less than 6 gigs of memory.

    Oh! did I forget to say I bought her an 1080p just for her to watch. No more fighting over who'll get to watch Desperate House Wives or Sunday Night Football.