The Chanukah Song by Adam Sandler
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The Chanukah Song II by Adam Sandler
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So there’s always that uncomfortable discussion people have around the holidays about how to wish other people a good holiday season.
Some people think you should wish everyone based on the religion you are; some feel a generic greeting that is all inclusive is the way to go…some get downright insane and turn the whole season into a guilt ridden, consumer driven shopping spree full of commercial jingles and measures of self worth based on the gift.
I’m profoundly grateful and happy to be celebrating another year passing. Surrounded by positive people who are friends, collaborators, mentors and overall good folks has made this year simply amazing. They inspire me to be more than I am and to contribute to something greater than myself as I observe them doing. Thank you all you wonderful people!
Now how can I share this inner joy? By sharing this! A friend sent me both of Adam Sandler’s Chanukah songs so I present them here for your enjoyment.
Lyrics hand typed with love. If you see (??) that means I need your help figuring out the word. Feel free to drop a note on any corrections!
The Chanukah Song
(applause)
(ok)
This uh, This is a song that a, there’s a lot of Christmas songs out there and uh, not too many Chanukah songs so, uh, I wrote this song for all those nice Jewish kids who don’t get to hear any Chanukah songs.
Here we go
Put on your yamikah, here comes Chanukah,
so much funnikah, to celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is, the festival of lights
Instead day of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town, without a Christmas tree,
Here’s a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me,
David Lee Roth, lights the Menorah,
So do Jamie Khon, Kirk Douglas and the late Dinah Shore(a),
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie deli?
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
**To Be continued**
The Chanukah Song II
(applause)
Time to take out the Menorahs
Put on your Yamikah, it’s time for Chanukah,
So much funnikah, to celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is, the festival of lights,
Instead day of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights,
When you feel like the only kid in town, without a Christmas tree,
Here’s a new list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me,
Winona Ryder, drink Manishevitz wine,
Then spins a Dradle with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein,
Guess who gives and receives loads of Chanukah toys?
The girls from (??) and all three Beastie Boys,
Lennie Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too,
Put them together, what a funky badass Jew!
We got Harvey Keitel, and Flashdancer Jennifer Beals,
Yasmin Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish and yes her boobs are real,
Put on that Yamikah, it’s time for Chanukah,
Two Time Oscar winner Dustin Hoffmonikah, celebrates Chanukah,
OJ Simpson…, still not a Jew,
But guess who is? The guy who does the voice for Scooby Doo,
Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn’t but now he’s back,
Mary Tyler Moore’s husband is Jewish, ’cause we’re pretty good in the sack,
Guess who got Bar Mitzvah’d on the PGA tour? No I’m not talking about Tiger Woods,
I’m talking about Mr. Happy Gilmore,
So many Jews are in the show biz, Bruce Springsteen isn’t Jewish,
But my mother thinks he is,
Tell that old harmomonica, it’s time to celebrate Chanukah,
It’s not pronounced Chan-a-kah, the “C” is silent in Chanukah,
So read your Hooked On Phonika, get drunk in Tijuanikah,
If you really wannikah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah!
Happy Chanukah!
(applause)
Here’s some love to everybody
